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Things I have learned from Vital so far this year
1. Qatar is a third world country
2. Qatar and Thailand are both in the Southern Hemisphere.
3. Qatar and Thailand are both countries in the country of Europe.
4. Ryan Villopoto didn't stall his bike in Qatar.
5. Ryan Villopoto doesn't know how to kick dirt into a rut and stomp it down.
6. Ryan Villopoto was definitely going to win by 30 seconds
7. Ryan Villopoto did indeed win a qualifier by 30 seconds, earning himself first pick at a gate (which he didn't know how to prep anyway), right next to the guy he handed his ass to on Saturday. All this meant that he was the fastest rider in the world.
8. Ryan Villopoto winning the overall in Thailand meant that he was the fastest rider in the world.
9. Despite being beaten consistently by several GP riders before his injury RV was still the fastest rider in the world.
10. RV is still the fastest rider in the world in 2015 because he won the MXdN in 2007.
11. Scratch that. Eli Tomac is the fastest rider in the world because he beat all the people that RV used to beat back in the states.
12. Scratch that. James Stewart is the fastest rider in the world.
13. The riders who were beating RV in GPs haven't a hope in hell of beating the riders who RV himself trounced back in the States.
14. Ryan Villopoto can't wheelie very well
15. Had RV not wheelied himself into retirement he may well have been leading the world championship at this stage with all the subsequent carnage.
16. Every GP rider raised his game when they knew RV was coming. Then when he left they dropped their pace back down again. Clearly it had never occurred to them to ride faster before.
17. Romain Febvre is a badass. Can't argue with that one.
18. The GPs conspired against RV to make the tracks more difficult/too easy/over-watered/under-watered/too rough/too smooth/too fast/too slow (delete as required to suit your viewpoint) this year. Except Thailand. Which was brilliant and a proper test of Motocross.
19. 20 year old Jeffrey Herlings is a sandbagger for staying in the 250 class.
20. 25 year old Marvin Musquin is not a sandbagger for staying in the 250 class
21. 'Keyboard Warrior' thinks the GPs are the premier series in the world.
22. 'Keyboard Warrior' thinks the AMA nationals are the premier series in the world.
1. Qatar is a third world country
2. Qatar and Thailand are both in the Southern Hemisphere.
3. Qatar and Thailand are both countries in the country of Europe.
4. Ryan Villopoto didn't stall his bike in Qatar.
5. Ryan Villopoto doesn't know how to kick dirt into a rut and stomp it down.
6. Ryan Villopoto was definitely going to win by 30 seconds
7. Ryan Villopoto did indeed win a qualifier by 30 seconds, earning himself first pick at a gate (which he didn't know how to prep anyway), right next to the guy he handed his ass to on Saturday. All this meant that he was the fastest rider in the world.
8. Ryan Villopoto winning the overall in Thailand meant that he was the fastest rider in the world.
9. Despite being beaten consistently by several GP riders before his injury RV was still the fastest rider in the world.
10. RV is still the fastest rider in the world in 2015 because he won the MXdN in 2007.
11. Scratch that. Eli Tomac is the fastest rider in the world because he beat all the people that RV used to beat back in the states.
12. Scratch that. James Stewart is the fastest rider in the world.
13. The riders who were beating RV in GPs haven't a hope in hell of beating the riders who RV himself trounced back in the States.
14. Ryan Villopoto can't wheelie very well
15. Had RV not wheelied himself into retirement he may well have been leading the world championship at this stage with all the subsequent carnage.
16. Every GP rider raised his game when they knew RV was coming. Then when he left they dropped their pace back down again. Clearly it had never occurred to them to ride faster before.
17. Romain Febvre is a badass. Can't argue with that one.
18. The GPs conspired against RV to make the tracks more difficult/too easy/over-watered/under-watered/too rough/too smooth/too fast/too slow (delete as required to suit your viewpoint) this year. Except Thailand. Which was brilliant and a proper test of Motocross.
19. 20 year old Jeffrey Herlings is a sandbagger for staying in the 250 class.
20. 25 year old Marvin Musquin is not a sandbagger for staying in the 250 class
21. 'Keyboard Warrior' thinks the GPs are the premier series in the world.
22. 'Keyboard Warrior' thinks the AMA nationals are the premier series in the world.
23. You are a troll if you point out that RV was not the fastest rider in the world.
The Shop
And KTM has a mole in KRT, every time they went to a practice track to get RV ready for the GP's there had been an bright orange bulldozer snuck in and out the night before to groom the track as smooth as glass.
But seriously, the best post of weeks on the forums! Thumbs up!
*Chad Reed doesn't count because he sounds like an American.
Pit Row
32. The French would be speaking German if they hadn't saved our asses in the Revolutionary War.
33. Bacon.
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