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1) He is considering a run for president as a republican.
He doesn't qualify as a limp dick, excuse making, gun hatin, freedom restricting, perpetual victim..democrat 2) He has been certified by the Dahli Lama as "enlightened" and all bad karma..... bad starts, bad crashes, and loss of any kind will forever be banned from his experience
3) He will captain the MXDN team (after RD and RD relinquish their power positions) and proceed to smack some weak European ass and right the world onto it's proper axis....with Merica at the top and everyone else in their proper place as our servants.
4) RC will be "the artist formerly known as the goat"......and ET will re-write the record books with such domination that the AMA will require ET to race a 2 stroke and start in the pits to even out the field.
5) RD in an effort to make up the difference will train himself into a chronic case of epstein barr and eventually retire to Minnesota and live a quiet but unfulfilled life
6) Jeffrey Herlings under extreme pressure from the powers that be will finally come out of the MX2 class in 2018 and submit himself to an ass kicking of epic proportions. Little Jeff will eventually file a lawsuit against Eli for "assault on a mx track" and also file a suit against God himself for making the likes of Eli Tomac.
7) I could go on but we all know what Hangtown was.... the coronation of divinity on a motorcycle. And God said, Let there be Eli Tomac" and saw that it was good
He doesn't qualify as a limp dick, excuse making, gun hatin, freedom restricting, perpetual victim..democrat 2) He has been certified by the Dahli Lama as "enlightened" and all bad karma..... bad starts, bad crashes, and loss of any kind will forever be banned from his experience
3) He will captain the MXDN team (after RD and RD relinquish their power positions) and proceed to smack some weak European ass and right the world onto it's proper axis....with Merica at the top and everyone else in their proper place as our servants.
4) RC will be "the artist formerly known as the goat"......and ET will re-write the record books with such domination that the AMA will require ET to race a 2 stroke and start in the pits to even out the field.
5) RD in an effort to make up the difference will train himself into a chronic case of epstein barr and eventually retire to Minnesota and live a quiet but unfulfilled life
6) Jeffrey Herlings under extreme pressure from the powers that be will finally come out of the MX2 class in 2018 and submit himself to an ass kicking of epic proportions. Little Jeff will eventually file a lawsuit against Eli for "assault on a mx track" and also file a suit against God himself for making the likes of Eli Tomac.
7) I could go on but we all know what Hangtown was.... the coronation of divinity on a motorcycle. And God said, Let there be Eli Tomac" and saw that it was good
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Maybe the thread should be deleted and save everyone the embarrassment?
Im guessing this won't end well or last long.
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