Some incredibly sad news about a longtime Vital member

scooter5002
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4/9/2017 9:35pm Edited Date/Time 4/12/2017 10:43am
In the wee hours of this morning, I was rattled out of a deep sleep by my cel phone ringing. I usually put it on Airplane Mode, and use it as an alarm clock, but forgot last night. It takes a few minutes to compose myself when I've been that far gone, and what I was hearing was making a lot of sense. More on the unbelievable side of things, actually. Once I confirmed my identity to the member of the constabulary who was calling, I was filled in on the details of a fellow Vital members misfortune. Shaking my head in disbelief, I got dressed and headed down to the hospital where he was being treated.

After checking in with the Emerg desk to be sure I was headed to the right area, I arrived at the ward, and can only describe what as I saw as something out of a Stephen King novel. The staff and constable asked me to confirm the patients identity, and since he was was kicking up a pretty good fuss, and surrounded by medical staff, it was difficult at first. I could hear him yelling, and I really couldn't believe what I was hearing, the whole thing was surreal. Apparently, there was a real struggle to get him undressed and into a hospital gown, but finally a doctor sedated him, and also asked me to identify the patient.

As the struggle subsided, the crowd parted, and I could make out who it was, I was not prepared for what I saw. There, half unconscious, dressed in Cole Seeley pajamas, lay Jarid332. Now somewhat calmer, all he could do was mutter "No Cole, the '17 SX season is over. No, no. This isn't possible, you were supposed to be the champ." Heart rending, to say the least, but all I could do was look at he doctor, and tell him it was indeed who they thought. My job over, all I could do was look at him in shock, and hope for the best. Then the police officer wanted to fill me in the details of his descent into delirium.

Apparently at around 2am, the neighbours saw him screaming, running down the street, barefoot. Out of his mind, running amok amongst people's flower beds. Tragic. After exhausting all the greenery, he disappeared from sight, just before the police showed up. For his own safety, the police were relentless in their search to find him, and bring him to safety. It took an hour or so, but his final resting spot was in a dumpster behind McDonalds, wallowing in French fries, tossed away like trash. Curled up in the fetal position, screaming "Cole, NO!" Tough to even listen to the story, let alone live it. A total feeling of helplessness overwhelmed me. It is only now, 18 plus hours later, I am able to relate this story to you.

I was able to get some pics of the constabulary and top notch medical staff that are now tending to Jarid's well being. They were somewhat reluctant to have pics taken, as it seemed like unnecessary bravado, they were just doing their jobs, but I assured them it would be good for the Vitards. That seemed to ease their minds, and grabbed a couple of pics.

In closing, please keep Jarid in your thoughts, pray for a speedy and full recovery, and, well,............post fuckin' bears.
Be strong Jarid, we are all pulling for you.


The incredibly talented medical team.


Working hard to get Jarid back on track.


The police, in their relentless quest to bring Jarid to safety. An unprecedented level of dedication, humanitarianism, and professionalism.

Finally, in honour of our fallen brother, Bears. Get well soon Jarid!








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TeamGreen
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4/9/2017 9:40pm
Bears always survive.

Even this...
langhammx
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4/9/2017 9:42pm
OH fuck... I'm dying here !! LaughingLaughingLaughing
slipdog
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4/9/2017 9:45pm
LMAO!
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4/9/2017 9:46pm
Sorry, but I dont consider this funny. In poor taste, actually. Especially the title in relation to a joke.

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4/9/2017 9:50pm
kzizok wrote:
Sorry, but I dont consider this funny. In poor taste, actually. Especially the title in relation to a joke.
You will never drink for free in Canada and you need a "Sand Removal Kit".
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4/9/2017 10:01pm
Laughing you had me genuinely worried as I started reading the thread....!!

Get better Jarid, and dont worry - Cole will be ok!
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4/9/2017 10:02pm Edited Date/Time 4/9/2017 10:09pm
Only made it part way through the first paragraph...
iudi2006
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4/9/2017 10:31pm Edited Date/Time 4/9/2017 10:32pm
eh
shuggs
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4/10/2017 12:21am
Finally something to give everyone a giggle after all the serious mind numbing constant bashing on here
robkinuk
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4/10/2017 2:54am
Piss poor title to thread, just glad no one hurt or dying?
Flip109
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4/10/2017 3:03am
Actually had a sick feeling when I started reading. Lol Glad it ended well! Silly
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4/10/2017 4:48am
Wal Mart parking lot for 24 hours 'eh Scooter?
Camp332
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4/10/2017 5:19am
Crazy Canadians, with your wacky sense of humor. I'm from Jersey, and this aint funny Bro.
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4/10/2017 5:21am
Camp332 wrote:
Crazy Canadians, with your wacky sense of humor. I'm from Jersey, and this aint funny Bro.
Don't expect the Scoot ego to own up to his flop of a joke. The sound of crickets was nice and relaxing, helped me get to sleep Smile
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4/10/2017 5:34am
I have read worse things on Vital...
HuskyEd
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4/10/2017 6:35am
Damn it Scooter. Great stuff! Laughing
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4/10/2017 6:42am
agn5009
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4/10/2017 7:10am
I told Jarid to stay away from the bath salts when he's upset.
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4/10/2017 7:20am
Laugh
SKlein
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4/10/2017 7:58am
Dark times for Jarid, sucks to see.
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4/10/2017 8:23am
Needs green text...
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4/10/2017 8:41am
Great thread to see who has a sense of humor or not Laughing
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4/10/2017 10:22am


JW381
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4/10/2017 10:48am
JRT812 wrote:
I have read worse things on Vital...
From Scooter nonetheless! Laughing
Monte122
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4/10/2017 11:49am
Dude, gotta admit, you had me there for a second....Lol



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4/10/2017 1:18pm
I've been putting in long hours at the paint store to help me cope with things..
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4/10/2017 2:15pm
Jarid, you're OKAY! Awesome, it was tough to see you in such dire straights. The doctors said that the 4 barium enemas you would receive over 12 hours would help with your recovery, but I certainly didn't expect you back to work so soon, let alone be released. Don't over exert yourself, and drink plenty of fluids. Preferably not 27 Molson Canadians, like Saturday night. I'm assuming that may have had some connection to your, ahem, episode. Hope you're not upset about the Cole Seeley pajama thing, should I have left that detail out?
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4/10/2017 2:38pm
I'm Mr Downard, and I approve this message. Woohoo

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