Sexy Things to Whisper In Your Lady's Ear

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Edited Date/Time 11/13/2014 10:44am
Might have to get this hoodie.Wink



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peelout 11/3/2014 10:35am
11/3/2014 10:35am
Meg asked me to whisper something dirty in her ear one night in bed...

so i whispered real lightly, "kitchen, bathroom, living room"
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Camp332 11/3/2014 11:39am
11/3/2014 11:39am
I whispered:

"Are you into fitness?.............. How about fittin niss d!@k in yo mouth!"
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Jarid332 11/3/2014 11:41am
11/3/2014 11:41am
Camp332 wrote:
I whispered:

"Are you into fitness?.............. How about fittin niss d!@k in yo mouth!"
Bro, I just spit my muscle milk all over the screen.
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jeffro503 11/3/2014 11:52am
11/3/2014 11:52am
" Can you make me a samwhich? "
" Are the dishes clean? "
" Are my work clothes washed? "
" Can we have your sexy friend Lola join us ? "

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Camp332 11/3/2014 12:03pm
11/3/2014 12:03pm
Camp332 wrote:
I whispered:

"Are you into fitness?.............. How about fittin niss d!@k in yo mouth!"
Jarid332 wrote:
Bro, I just spit my muscle milk all over the screen.
Muscle Milk? Bro, we got to get you on that all natural whey kid!
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Ardfarkl 11/3/2014 12:32pm
11/3/2014 12:32pm
Her: I can't. My gynocologist said I should stay clean before my appt tomorrow!
Me: What did your dentist say?
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peelout 11/3/2014 1:13pm
11/3/2014 1:13pm
Camp332 wrote:
I whispered:

"Are you into fitness?.............. How about fittin niss d!@k in yo mouth!"
Jarid332 wrote:
Bro, I just spit my muscle milk all over the screen.
Camp332 wrote:
Muscle Milk? Bro, we got to get you on that all natural whey kid!
natural whey or the highway, bro
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mach6972 11/3/2014 1:27pm
11/3/2014 1:27pm
I told my buddy me and my wife had hall sex this morning,he said what's that?
I said when I got out of my bed this morning and she got out of hers and we passed each other in the hall,she said fu@k you and I said fu@k you too
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jasonv43 11/3/2014 2:02pm
11/3/2014 2:02pm
Jarid332 wrote:
Bro, I just spit my muscle milk all over the screen.
Camp332 wrote:
Muscle Milk? Bro, we got to get you on that all natural whey kid!
peelout wrote:
natural whey or the highway, bro
The stuff works wonders. Look at this before and after pic of me from a few years ago.

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Drtbykr 11/3/2014 2:10pm
11/3/2014 2:10pm
Would love to huck your sweet doubles.
Whoops_Blitzer 11/3/2014 2:34pm
11/3/2014 2:34pm
Just lean in and whisper "Fork oil." Gets her ready every time.

I'm talkin 0-60.
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Camp332 11/3/2014 5:46pm
11/3/2014 5:46pm
jasonv43 wrote:
The stuff works wonders. Look at this before and after pic of me from a few years ago. [img]https://www.jeffwillet.com/newsite/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Kevin_Eller_Before_After.jpg[/img]
The stuff works wonders. Look at this before and after pic of me from a few years ago.

Super nips bro. That second pic was when you were here visiting Jersey right?
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Pembroke36 11/3/2014 5:48pm
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peelout wrote:
[img]https://giantgag.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/there-will-be-only-7-planets-left-after-i-destroy-uranus-sloth.jpg[/img]
HAHA!!!!
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borg 11/3/2014 6:28pm
11/3/2014 6:28pm
Try rodeo sex.
Mount her doggie style then whisper in her ear "you fuck just like your sister".
Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.

Yeah, it's an old one.
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jeffro503 11/3/2014 8:16pm
11/3/2014 8:16pm
borg wrote:
Try rodeo sex. Mount her doggie style then whisper in her ear "you fuck just like your sister". Then try to hang on for 8 seconds...
Try rodeo sex.
Mount her doggie style then whisper in her ear "you fuck just like your sister".
Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.

Yeah, it's an old one.
Haha! That is awesome!
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AHRMA361 11/3/2014 8:32pm
11/3/2014 8:32pm
"Every time I have to shit. I think of you"

Very endearing comment. Try it.

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jonjon714 11/3/2014 8:40pm
11/3/2014 8:40pm
So, she's talking about her panties...so, uh, so I said you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
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Sully 11/3/2014 8:54pm
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borg wrote:
Try rodeo sex. Mount her doggie style then whisper in her ear "you fuck just like your sister". Then try to hang on for 8 seconds...
Try rodeo sex.
Mount her doggie style then whisper in her ear "you fuck just like your sister".
Then try to hang on for 8 seconds.

Yeah, it's an old one.
Unless she pulls a Cousin Vicki from Vacation and says "But Daddy says I'm the best at it."
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MJC 11/3/2014 8:59pm
11/3/2014 8:59pm
jonjon714 wrote:
So, she's talking about her panties...so, uh, so I said you mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
That's gold Jerry, Gold!
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SEEMEFIRST 11/3/2014 10:24pm
11/3/2014 10:24pm
I asked if she wanted to try "Surf Sex". She asked what that was. I said let me slap that big ass, and ride a wave in.
str8shooter 11/4/2014 3:01am
11/4/2014 3:01am Edited Date/Time 11/4/2014 3:04am
"Dont refuse and you wont get hurt"

"While out parking way back in the woods somewhere.........You whisper to her..."If you're not here after what I'm here after ,, you'll be here after I leave!"

"Dont turn this simple rape into a murder"

Just a few I learned over the years. It definitely lets you know if your girl has a sense of humor or not!
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IWreckALot 11/4/2014 5:41am
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str8shooter wrote:
"Dont refuse and you wont get hurt" "While out parking way back in the woods somewhere.........You whisper to her..."If you're not here after what I'm here...
"Dont refuse and you wont get hurt"

"While out parking way back in the woods somewhere.........You whisper to her..."If you're not here after what I'm here after ,, you'll be here after I leave!"

"Dont turn this simple rape into a murder"

Just a few I learned over the years. It definitely lets you know if your girl has a sense of humor or not!
Either she has a sense of humor or you're ending up in prison.

Texas Tech had a fraternity lose their funding because they hung up a sign outside their dorm that said "No means yes and yes means anal". It was their response to the tightening policies about sex related incidents on college campuses.
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SEEMEFIRST 11/8/2014 4:36pm
11/8/2014 4:36pm
"I last longer than a white crayon".

"Wanna go in halves on a baby"?
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jasonv43 11/8/2014 7:46pm
11/8/2014 7:46pm
"Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you blow the shit out of me!!!"
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BigAl 11/9/2014 5:09pm
11/9/2014 5:09pm
I'll put more meat in you than granny puts in her beef stew

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