Riding Discomfort Question

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Edited Date/Time 7/10/2015 10:50pm
Some of you might think this is funny, but this is a serious inquiry. Kind of embarassing but after a day of riding my new motocross bike I developed swollen tip to my junk to point I was concern was infected of something and stayed that way for about a week. Doctor determined it's cause from the thrashing around on my moto seat. If I put it up position in my sport shorts, it's painful, so only way is to the side of my leg. Problem is it will start to fall to the side and start to take a beating. A jock strap didn't work. Guess I'm getting desperate for a solution. Any insight. I realize I will have to sort through the serious responses and the ones from the jokesters here.
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hillbilly 7/9/2015 9:04am
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btw,you never had thisvproblem on other bikes?

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dazzlindino 7/9/2015 9:10am
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...sounds like moto life is over...
...but porn life is on the rise...
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Moto_Geek 7/9/2015 9:10am
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hillbilly wrote:
btw,you never had thisvproblem on other bikes?
Trail riding never been problem, it the constant standing and thrashing on the motocross track. When I was younger, there was soreness, but never this bad. I'm sure getting older and not healing as quick is part of it too.
The Narrator 7/9/2015 9:12am
7/9/2015 9:12am
Bro.

Go get some cycling shorts. No monkey butt, and your junk stays secure. I won't ride without em.
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Moto_Geek 7/9/2015 9:16am
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The Narrator wrote:
Bro.

Go get some cycling shorts. No monkey butt, and your junk stays secure. I won't ride without em.
Tried that, I don't know how to explain without braggin, but my tip if I put to the side goes to my upper thigh. which is fine when I start, then it starts to work it's way to the side of my thigh. Sure you can make a picture of this now what started to see happen when I and seat bouncing, standing and sitting. Guess I could look into a custom tailor or something.
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Moto_Geek 7/9/2015 9:25am
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UpTiTe wrote:
Tape.
Have you tried wrapping tape around your shaft, it's quite painful. No//.
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goinrcn44h 7/9/2015 9:29am
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Forget the motorcycles and head to california and "slide" right into the porn industry... There's some crazy rides out there too....
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FLmxer 7/9/2015 9:34am
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And this is your biggest problem in life right now? Bravo my friend, bravo. Sock it Red hot chilli pepper style.
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UpTiTe 7/9/2015 9:46am
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FLmxer wrote:
And this is your biggest problem in life right now? Bravo my friend, bravo. Sock it Red hot chilli pepper style.
Athletic pre wrap doesn't hurt at all.
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Moto_Geek 7/9/2015 9:55am
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I wasn't aware of pre-wrap. Thanks for the tip. This might work.
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hvaughn88 7/9/2015 9:57am
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Moto_Geek wrote:
I wasn't aware of pre-wrap. Thanks for the tip. This might work.
"Thanks for the tip." hahahahahaha. Unintentional humor is the best.
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Wow ...lol..... guyb is gonna get a kick outa this one.
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Brad460 7/9/2015 10:08am
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Had to quit riding due to a knee injury...



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Moto_Geek 7/9/2015 10:14am
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Appreciate all the serious responses.
travis-grant 7/9/2015 10:21am
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Moto_Geek wrote:
Some of you might think this is funny, but this is a serious inquiry. Kind of embarassing but after a day of riding my new motocross...
Some of you might think this is funny, but this is a serious inquiry. Kind of embarassing but after a day of riding my new motocross bike I developed swollen tip to my junk to point I was concern was infected of something and stayed that way for about a week. Doctor determined it's cause from the thrashing around on my moto seat. If I put it up position in my sport shorts, it's painful, so only way is to the side of my leg. Problem is it will start to fall to the side and start to take a beating. A jock strap didn't work. Guess I'm getting desperate for a solution. Any insight. I realize I will have to sort through the serious responses and the ones from the jokesters here.
is your real name jonah falcon??





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Seamorbutts 7/9/2015 10:29am
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Brad460 wrote:
Had to quit riding due to a knee injury... [img]https://p.vitalmx.com/photos/forums/2015/07/09/97217/s1200_image.jpg[/img]
Had to quit riding due to a knee injury...



LMAO!!!
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captmoto 7/9/2015 10:57am
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Speedo/banana hammock type shorts under your riding gear maybe? Make sure they are snug. It should compact your unit to keep it contained.
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Moto_Geek 7/9/2015 11:08am
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You guys joke, but you would be surprised being well endowed effects my everyday life. From stares in the locker room or over a urinal to girls starring at it in my jeans when I'm sitting across from them to TSA telling me multiple times to empty my pocket. I know how a girl feels with large breast with all the attention. Also not many girls are built to handle the extra making positions painful and awkward for her. Sound like a blessing, but in a lot of ways it's difficult to make things designed to work for majority of the population. Want more? I have all sorts of stories.
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IWreckALot 7/9/2015 11:11am
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The Narrator wrote:
Bro.

Go get some cycling shorts. No monkey butt, and your junk stays secure. I won't ride without em.
Moto_Geek wrote:
Tried that, I don't know how to explain without braggin, but my tip if I put to the side goes to my upper thigh. which is...
Tried that, I don't know how to explain without braggin, but my tip if I put to the side goes to my upper thigh. which is fine when I start, then it starts to work it's way to the side of my thigh. Sure you can make a picture of this now what started to see happen when I and seat bouncing, standing and sitting. Guess I could look into a custom tailor or something.
My doctor literally shit a brick when I told her I burnt my tip on the exhaust pipe. She wasn't surprised after inspection though.
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IWreckALot 7/9/2015 11:12am
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Moto_Geek wrote:
You guys joke, but you would be surprised being well endowed effects my everyday life. From stares in the locker room or over a urinal to...
You guys joke, but you would be surprised being well endowed effects my everyday life. From stares in the locker room or over a urinal to girls starring at it in my jeans when I'm sitting across from them to TSA telling me multiple times to empty my pocket. I know how a girl feels with large breast with all the attention. Also not many girls are built to handle the extra making positions painful and awkward for her. Sound like a blessing, but in a lot of ways it's difficult to make things designed to work for majority of the population. Want more? I have all sorts of stories.
When you do the helicopter, do you actually come off the ground?
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Moto_Geek 7/9/2015 11:20am
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Well just tried the pre-tape and it's working so far.
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Moto_Geek 7/9/2015 11:22am
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Moto_Geek wrote:
You guys joke, but you would be surprised being well endowed effects my everyday life. From stares in the locker room or over a urinal to...
You guys joke, but you would be surprised being well endowed effects my everyday life. From stares in the locker room or over a urinal to girls starring at it in my jeans when I'm sitting across from them to TSA telling me multiple times to empty my pocket. I know how a girl feels with large breast with all the attention. Also not many girls are built to handle the extra making positions painful and awkward for her. Sound like a blessing, but in a lot of ways it's difficult to make things designed to work for majority of the population. Want more? I have all sorts of stories.
IWreckALot wrote:
When you do the helicopter, do you actually come off the ground?
It's definitely tempting to entertain all your jokes, but since I got a good answer and moving on, guess we can let this thread close.
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imoto34 7/9/2015 11:24am
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Moto_Geek wrote:
You guys joke, but you would be surprised being well endowed effects my everyday life. From stares in the locker room or over a urinal to...
You guys joke, but you would be surprised being well endowed effects my everyday life. From stares in the locker room or over a urinal to girls starring at it in my jeans when I'm sitting across from them to TSA telling me multiple times to empty my pocket. I know how a girl feels with large breast with all the attention. Also not many girls are built to handle the extra making positions painful and awkward for her. Sound like a blessing, but in a lot of ways it's difficult to make things designed to work for majority of the population. Want more? I have all sorts of stories.
lets hear them. I have a big baby dick so no pitty from me
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neverwas 7/9/2015 11:24am
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Do the Bruce/Caityn Jenner thing and then sign up for the woman's class,problem solved

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