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Help me out, I'll getcha started....
1. If Someone does indeed make a 3 stroke 250 engine - what class will
they permit it to run ?
2. Has anybody ever really HUNG UP their boots ? Don't they just stick 'em in a
dusty, spider-webbed corner of their gooey garage ?
3.When they say " and that race is in THE BOOKS" - where the **** are these
******* BOOKS AT ? Never seen em ....
4. When you take a " PARADE LAP" - shouldn't you feel obligated to slow-wave to everybody?
1. If Someone does indeed make a 3 stroke 250 engine - what class will
they permit it to run ?
2. Has anybody ever really HUNG UP their boots ? Don't they just stick 'em in a
dusty, spider-webbed corner of their gooey garage ?
3.When they say " and that race is in THE BOOKS" - where the **** are these
******* BOOKS AT ? Never seen em ....
4. When you take a " PARADE LAP" - shouldn't you feel obligated to slow-wave to everybody?
6. Is "super stoked" more stoked than the plain "stoked?". Further, how does one guage their level of stokeness?
7. Did Dungey capture the cereal box mascot's "lucky charms?"
8. Where's the beef? Beef being a metaphorical reference for scantily clad monster chicks in the re-locateable blow up pool ala Lakewood.
9. How come you get raised eyebrows and weird looks when you try to shake hands
and introduce yourself at the " RIDER'S MEETING " ?
10. If you own a Bugatti Veyron - is it still " 1st GEAR IN THE PITS !!!!! "
The Shop
12. Has anyone ever gotten Whiskey Throttle from actually drinking Whiskey? (Besides Rup)
13. Does Justin Barcia know it's one down and FOUR up?
15. Yo, how come the racers never thank the gasoline companies for making the
smelly crap that makes their bikes go, ferchrisakes ?
17. When is Tarvis Pastrami going to get a better number than 199?
18. Why didn't Geico jump on board as a sponsor to j-law?
This one isn't mind-bending. It is the same deal as the MXdN.
16. What is? (when referring to It is what it is)
17. Hey, how come Larry Brooks is all stopping Bubba from back-flipping
into a foam-pit, yet nobody's preventing Bubba from all the red-Bull Pflugtagging
and what-not ?
18. If JLAW does indeed enlist in the Army and he is able to capture Osama Bin
Laden and land on OPRAH's show, will we then accept the troubled youth ?
2-There are shift points all around a mx track. How sharp are they?
3- If you launch a jump, how far does it go?
4- I hear riders talking about riding on the balls of there feet. What kind of shoes do they wear ?
5-
are stutter bumps named for Jeff Emig?
2 Stroke and 4 Stroke. not 2 Troke and 4 Troke.
back on topic
Why do we never see the hole in the hole shot?
why isn't everyone depressed when they are in "the pits"?
Why can't I get my slacks ironed in the press tent?
-Do you have to drink captain morgans to be able to clear a step up?
-do black rims make you faster or gangster?
-does Bubba still send his suspension to Japan just to get the clickers adjusted?
-Is RV a pimple on Chads ass yet?
-does Henry Rollins get a royalty every time someone is black flagged?
Pit Row
-BobbyM or Big Lenny?
-Do flat-bill hats reduce the chance of netting some quality non-moto-ho p*ssy?
-Did Chad accept the check from the Prince of Zimbozawana in order to finance his ear fashion?
When will Ryan Dungey get rid of the Highlites
Will Kevin Windham be the oldest rider to still race fulltime
Will BobbyM ever figure out how to log back in
Why are there so many blinking avatars
Why do people get so pissed off on the internet
If you're a German SPY named Scott Von Zipper - what GOGS you gonna sport ?
( He queried, delicately, anticipating the answer, yet probing diligently - nevertheless...)
When asked if they would like more garlic-mashed-taters -
when feasting at the family dinner-table - do MOTOCROSS ANNOUNCERS
bark out a " NO DOUBT ABOUT IT " ?
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