Monster Girls and NASCAR

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2/24/2017 12:58am
Hilarious.
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2/24/2017 1:28am
If NASCAR fans don't like this then wait till they get Doonies and Slayground crap rammed down their throats via commercials.
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How is it that no one is asking what is obviously the most important question around here? What kind of sadistic parent forces a child to watch not only a whole nascar race but won't untie them until after the interviews are done as well? Thats over 4 hours of torture and the child will be dangerously close to permanent brain damage at this points. #savethechildren

Honestly I'm suprised ppl complain about this stuff anymore and haven't become numb to it like I have by now. I honestly don't mind it and my kids arent the ones im worried about. it's their jealous mother giving me the Death Stare from acrossed room then giving me shit when I go riding because "im only going because the monster whores are there". Ha ha
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2/24/2017 6:02am
MohMoto14 wrote:
How is it that no one is asking what is obviously the most important question around here? What kind of sadistic parent forces a child to...
How is it that no one is asking what is obviously the most important question around here? What kind of sadistic parent forces a child to watch not only a whole nascar race but won't untie them until after the interviews are done as well? Thats over 4 hours of torture and the child will be dangerously close to permanent brain damage at this points. #savethechildren

Honestly I'm suprised ppl complain about this stuff anymore and haven't become numb to it like I have by now. I honestly don't mind it and my kids arent the ones im worried about. it's their jealous mother giving me the Death Stare from acrossed room then giving me shit when I go riding because "im only going because the monster whores are there". Ha ha
That's funny. This is what nascar needs to get some attendance or ratings increase. Monster will turn it into some kinda of escapade. I vote for a joker lane

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2/24/2017 6:14am
yzf842 wrote:
That's funny. This is what nascar needs to get some attendance or ratings increase. Monster will turn it into some kinda of escapade. I vote for...
That's funny. This is what nascar needs to get some attendance or ratings increase. Monster will turn it into some kinda of escapade. I vote for a joker lane
Or maybe one of those hot wheels loopty loop ramp.

Started a thread about it a while back. I said if NASCAR fans are upset about what the girls are wearing at the races imagine if they had showed with the skirts they wear at the supercross races.
2/24/2017 6:26am Edited Date/Time 2/24/2017 6:26am
MohMoto14 wrote:
How is it that no one is asking what is obviously the most important question around here? What kind of sadistic parent forces a child to...
How is it that no one is asking what is obviously the most important question around here? What kind of sadistic parent forces a child to watch not only a whole nascar race but won't untie them until after the interviews are done as well? Thats over 4 hours of torture and the child will be dangerously close to permanent brain damage at this points. #savethechildren

Honestly I'm suprised ppl complain about this stuff anymore and haven't become numb to it like I have by now. I honestly don't mind it and my kids arent the ones im worried about. it's their jealous mother giving me the Death Stare from acrossed room then giving me shit when I go riding because "im only going because the monster whores are there". Ha ha
I think you are on to something mohmoto14. The problem here likely stems from pissed off wifey. After all, the program is on in HER house, on HER tv, in front of HER children, while HER husband is trying to look the other way so she wont kick him out of HER bed and force him to kiss HER ass for the next 2 weeks because he was caught staring at the Monster chics. I can hear the poor bastard now, "honey, I am gonna send Nascar a nasty tweet about these damn black leather outfits these hookers are wearing." Dude probably surfs porn at the office most of the day on Monday during the only 8 hours he gets to hold his own balls. Its funny, because so many of the Mom's nearing 40 yrs old dress on the hooker side and take their daughters to dance studios where they are trained how to dress like hookers. When Mom picks up the kids on the way home she is thinking, everyone act like a saint when we get home. It will mind f your father, and hell cry on my shoulder after i allow him to touch me tonight.
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2/24/2017 7:18am Edited Date/Time 2/24/2017 7:19am
I think you are on to something mohmoto14. The problem here likely stems from pissed off wifey. After all, the program is on in HER house...
I think you are on to something mohmoto14. The problem here likely stems from pissed off wifey. After all, the program is on in HER house, on HER tv, in front of HER children, while HER husband is trying to look the other way so she wont kick him out of HER bed and force him to kiss HER ass for the next 2 weeks because he was caught staring at the Monster chics. I can hear the poor bastard now, "honey, I am gonna send Nascar a nasty tweet about these damn black leather outfits these hookers are wearing." Dude probably surfs porn at the office most of the day on Monday during the only 8 hours he gets to hold his own balls. Its funny, because so many of the Mom's nearing 40 yrs old dress on the hooker side and take their daughters to dance studios where they are trained how to dress like hookers. When Mom picks up the kids on the way home she is thinking, everyone act like a saint when we get home. It will mind f your father, and hell cry on my shoulder after i allow him to touch me tonight.
Lol ive seen it happen to many others too! I think ive seen just about every one of my friends girlfriends/ wives do it. a lot of the time the girl will jokingly say something about the 30 sec girl and everyone will laugh but her boyfriend knows she's dead serious. He knows this will be brought up in a near future arguement.

"You may not be a whore, but you are wearing a whores uniform!" Daniel Tosh
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2/24/2017 7:42am Edited Date/Time 2/24/2017 7:58am
MohMoto14 wrote:
How is it that no one is asking what is obviously the most important question around here? What kind of sadistic parent forces a child to...
How is it that no one is asking what is obviously the most important question around here? What kind of sadistic parent forces a child to watch not only a whole nascar race but won't untie them until after the interviews are done as well? Thats over 4 hours of torture and the child will be dangerously close to permanent brain damage at this points. #savethechildren

Honestly I'm suprised ppl complain about this stuff anymore and haven't become numb to it like I have by now. I honestly don't mind it and my kids arent the ones im worried about. it's their jealous mother giving me the Death Stare from acrossed room then giving me shit when I go riding because "im only going because the monster whores are there". Ha ha
yzf842 wrote:
That's funny. This is what nascar needs to get some attendance or ratings increase. Monster will turn it into some kinda of escapade. I vote for...
That's funny. This is what nascar needs to get some attendance or ratings increase. Monster will turn it into some kinda of escapade. I vote for a joker lane
combine nascar with deal or no deal and 5 min before the race the poll sitter picks a suitcase which contains a variable to happen at some point in the race. Maybe something like reversed track, flags pop up and the straights become slaloms or my personal favorite would be to release a horde of bunnies on the track. Maybe let loose 100 of them and put collars that have spikes on maybe 10. Could always put blocks out that would give you a weapon when hit, like maybe some red turtle shells to shoot at ppl.

I don't know I'm just brainstorming here.

EDIT: best idea ever. Call it the pharmaceutical cup where drivers blindly draw one drug out of the cup thats filled with all the controlled and banned substances. "Jimmy stewart drew 10 Xanax, he may need a pit stop for a nap. Junior has picked 5 hits of LSD so he will be traveling much further than 500 before they even start the race."
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2/24/2017 7:52am
People are idiots. I live in the south and have a lot of friends that love NASCAR. Personally, I've never grown to like it even though I've tried. But, apparently some of these upset "fans" have no clue of the history of the sport. A quick google search will turn up a ton of photo's of Richard Petty and other great drivers with trophy girls wearing much, much less than the Monster girls were wearing last week!
Damn!! America needs to harden the f#@k up and quit being offended by everything!!!
2/24/2017 8:05am
There are so few women that actually watch Nascar IMO that this is not a big deal.


Now, I like the Hot Wheels loopty-loop idea and Joker Lane.

Other idea's:

1) Have them line up at a starting gate and squeeze them into a nice left hand turn that is 4 cars wide.
2) Turn them all around backwards and start the race.
3) Put a sand section in the track.
4) Put a mud-hole in the track.
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2/24/2017 8:14am Edited Date/Time 2/24/2017 8:21am
From the article-

"But this time, for some reason, viewers were not happy about it.

The uniforms consist of black leather corsets, black leggings, necklaces with the drink’s logo as a pendant, black boots, and a lot of makeup and hairspray. That’s more than the average Kardashian wears to a meeting. But fans were outraged by the look, and took to Twitter to express their feelings."

The best thing about the internet is that everyone has a voice.
The worst thing about the internet is that everyone has a voice.


It continues to blow my mind that some random, possibly fake, person's post
from Twitter or wherever is cited as a "source". That's like saying graffiti
on a bathroom wall is a "source".

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2/24/2017 8:21am
Monster just easing into it!!!! last night at the duels MORE SKIN!!!!! they'll be in the short skirts before you know it!! WoohooWoohooWoohooWoohoo
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2/24/2017 8:28am
so do nascar monster chicks out rank supercross monster chicks or is it like one big secratarial pool?
2/24/2017 8:33am
FAKE NEWS!

A dozen people bitching on twitter doesn't make a controversy.

These stories are contrived for click-bait.
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2/24/2017 11:02am
It's not "NASCAR fans" that are upset about the monster girls. It's the girlfriends and wives of NASCAR fans that don't like it. They think their hubby or boyfriend should only have thoughts of them in the ole spank bank and that if he's watching something with attractive women on tv then he's gonna be thinking about those monster chicks later on that night. And the only men that have said something about it are the ones that are trying to look sharp to their woman and pretend they're offended.
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2/24/2017 11:11am
TripleFive wrote:
FAKE NEWS!

A dozen people bitching on twitter doesn't make a controversy.

These stories are contrived for click-bait.
I agree... if there was a protest then sure, but 10 people tweeting is nonsense
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2/24/2017 11:27am
cmarona463 wrote:
It's not "NASCAR fans" that are upset about the monster girls. It's the girlfriends and wives of NASCAR fans that don't like it. They think their...
It's not "NASCAR fans" that are upset about the monster girls. It's the girlfriends and wives of NASCAR fans that don't like it. They think their hubby or boyfriend should only have thoughts of them in the ole spank bank and that if he's watching something with attractive women on tv then he's gonna be thinking about those monster chicks later on that night. And the only men that have said something about it are the ones that are trying to look sharp to their woman and pretend they're offended.
I can't speak for others, but my wife laughs at the Monster strippers and laughs at me for watching something so cheesy.
2/24/2017 11:42am
GrapeApe wrote:
I can't speak for others, but my wife laughs at the Monster strippers and laughs at me for watching something so cheesy.
For context, let's get a picture?
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2/24/2017 11:50am
GrapeApe wrote:
I can't speak for others, but my wife laughs at the Monster strippers and laughs at me for watching something so cheesy.
TripleFive wrote:
For context, let's get a picture?
Valid request, not a chance Wink
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cmarona463 wrote:
It's not "NASCAR fans" that are upset about the monster girls. It's the girlfriends and wives of NASCAR fans that don't like it. They think their...
It's not "NASCAR fans" that are upset about the monster girls. It's the girlfriends and wives of NASCAR fans that don't like it. They think their hubby or boyfriend should only have thoughts of them in the ole spank bank and that if he's watching something with attractive women on tv then he's gonna be thinking about those monster chicks later on that night. And the only men that have said something about it are the ones that are trying to look sharp to their woman and pretend they're offended.
GrapeApe wrote:
I can't speak for others, but my wife laughs at the Monster strippers and laughs at me for watching something so cheesy.
I usually have about 6 to 10 friends come on Saturdays to watch the races. All the girls just make fun of the monster girls! Lol occasionally we argue as a group who's hotter or more "aftermarket" haha
2/24/2017 12:20pm
I for one like the monster girls. It beats the heck out of the old AMA bearded pot belly 30 second board dudes
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2/24/2017 12:53pm
mauidex wrote:
Monster just easing into it!!!! last night at the duels MORE SKIN!!!!! they'll be in the short skirts before you know it!! WoohooWoohooWoohooWoohoo
NASCAR used to have a rule that anyone in the pits had to be wearing long pants. Not sure if that is still in effect or not. Guess we'll find out soon enough.
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2/24/2017 1:20pm
FWYT wrote:
From the article- "[b]But this time, for some reason, viewers were not happy about it.[/b] The uniforms consist of black leather corsets, black leggings, necklaces with...
From the article-

"But this time, for some reason, viewers were not happy about it.

The uniforms consist of black leather corsets, black leggings, necklaces with the drink’s logo as a pendant, black boots, and a lot of makeup and hairspray. That’s more than the average Kardashian wears to a meeting. But fans were outraged by the look, and took to Twitter to express their feelings."

The best thing about the internet is that everyone has a voice.
The worst thing about the internet is that everyone has a voice.


It continues to blow my mind that some random, possibly fake, person's post
from Twitter or wherever is cited as a "source". That's like saying graffiti
on a bathroom wall is a "source".

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2/24/2017 1:43pm
cmarona463 wrote:
It's not "NASCAR fans" that are upset about the monster girls. It's the girlfriends and wives of NASCAR fans that don't like it. They think their...
It's not "NASCAR fans" that are upset about the monster girls. It's the girlfriends and wives of NASCAR fans that don't like it. They think their hubby or boyfriend should only have thoughts of them in the ole spank bank and that if he's watching something with attractive women on tv then he's gonna be thinking about those monster chicks later on that night. And the only men that have said something about it are the ones that are trying to look sharp to their woman and pretend they're offended.
GrapeApe wrote:
I can't speak for others, but my wife laughs at the Monster strippers and laughs at me for watching something so cheesy.
Same with my girlfriend lol. She makes jokes and knows that the worst that's gonna happen is i'll be hounding her for some post-race activities. Some of these women seem to think that the monster girls are gonna come out of the tv and jump on their husband haha
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2/24/2017 1:56pm
I bought my fiancee one of the outfits, now all i have to say is that she looks better in hers than they do in theirs and she puts it on after the race Wink
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2/24/2017 2:10pm
Does it offend me? Not at all.
Does it make the sport look silly? I say yes.
Do people really tune in to racing events to see women dressed that way? There are plenty of other places on TV or the interweb to see that.
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2/24/2017 2:18pm
Got a kick out of this

"“Look at the old races when the girls wore bathing suits,” Mitch Covington, Monster’s vice president of sports marketing, told ESPN. Needless to say, Monster is not budging. “Monster has always been about racing and girls, and that won’t change,” Covington said."

Racing and girls bro. F*ck it!!!
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2/24/2017 2:27pm
bh84 wrote:
I bought my fiancee one of the outfits, now all i have to say is that she looks better in hers than they do in theirs...
I bought my fiancee one of the outfits, now all i have to say is that she looks better in hers than they do in theirs and she puts it on after the race Wink
Pics or it didn't happen Wink
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2/24/2017 2:31pm
if you want to see some titties, go to a Nascar parking lot, not the strip club

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2/24/2017 2:36pm
MX Guy wrote:
Got a kick out of this [b]"“Look at the old races when the girls wore bathing suits,” Mitch Covington, Monster’s vice president of sports marketing, told...
Got a kick out of this

"“Look at the old races when the girls wore bathing suits,” Mitch Covington, Monster’s vice president of sports marketing, told ESPN. Needless to say, Monster is not budging. “Monster has always been about racing and girls, and that won’t change,” Covington said."

Racing and girls bro. F*ck it!!!
Bro

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