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Crush 12/7/2014 3:49am
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Maybe if you stopped making crappy bets you could afford that KTM you've always wanted...
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tobz 12/7/2014 4:08am
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Nobody probably wants to race you for other reasons....
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And the haters gonna hate hate hate hate...
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hellion 12/7/2014 5:28am
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Most of the KTM guys I see are racers

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tvo314 12/7/2014 5:59am
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Could you possibly fit a few more generalizations in this ridiculous post? Just have fun riding and quit worrying about what bike others choose to ride.
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Crush 12/7/2014 6:04am
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tvo314 wrote:
Could you possibly fit a few more generalizations in this ridiculous post? Just have fun riding and quit worrying about what bike others choose to ride.
Fuck you bro, he's faster and you can't say not! I think.
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tvo314 12/7/2014 6:33am
12/7/2014 6:33am Edited Date/Time 12/7/2014 6:35am
Jomamajoddyjobwdhedgranny wrote:
Many KTM guys are like many guys that buy BMW cars. They are not great drivers (riders) and they have more money than knowledge of engineering...
Many KTM guys are like many guys that buy BMW cars.

They are not great drivers (riders) and they have more money than knowledge of engineering and driving (riding).

They are also insecure about this truth about them.

So, to feel better about themselves, they say "I am better, or, smarter than you because I bought a BMW (KTM)."

In many cases, they just paid more and have higher maintenance bills than the guy who bought some other brands (not all brands).

The truth in many circumstances is that KTMs are great bikes, like, other (not all) brands can be.

I have enough money to buy BMWs (KTMs) and I choose to focus my time on being a better driver (rider).

Listening to this KTM cr@p gets old after a while - Please!

Today, I am going riding with a group of guys that mostly ride KTMs, and, for everyone that says this nonsense I am putting up $ to see who will race me - I bet nobody wants to race.
Many internet know it all dudes are like guys that kind of have crappy lives.

They aren't great writers and they have more time than knowledge of what they're bitching about.

They are also insecure about this truth about them.

So, to feel better about themselves, they say " I am better or smarter than you because I have no shame in bitching about something nobody ever cared about before."

In many cases, they make lots of claims and allusions about how much money they have or some other stupid hypocritical anecdote.

The truth in many cases is that he just got dumped works at Ralph's Supermarket and really needs to make some friends.

I have over 500 posts, so I could totally be this internet boss, but I choose to focus my time online watching fail videos on youtube and porn.

Listening to these people who think they are so goddamned insightful gets old after a while- Puuhleez!

Today, I'm going to a bunch of forums where these internet gurus hangout, and for everyone that says some nonsense I am challenging each of them to a digital pissing match to see who will man up. I bet nobody will.
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mx836 12/7/2014 6:52am
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I have a BMW but bought it for every reason other than what you listed and didn't spend much money on it. Have stuck maybe $1500 into total maintenance and repair in the 7 or so years I've owned it (non self inflicted incidents) and I bought it with over 100k miles. Now has almost 200k. Know many others who have BMW vehicles because they make a great product and after they own one, cant imagine going back to anything else. I'm guessing you've never owned one. And yes, I am a better driver than you. Tongue FYI...I don't like KTM or their fanboys just the same i don't like Honda and Yamaha for that very reason. Every hillbilly in my kneck of the woods that knows nothing thinks those two are the cat's meow. They make a good product, but so does everyone else.
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seth505 12/7/2014 7:27am
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Gayest thread ever? Congrats on the win bro!
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Osaka627 12/7/2014 7:43am
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I wonder if most KTM's are Financed like most 3 Series BMW's are Leased....
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Wow, you really hit a home run with this one.

And by home run, I mean strike out...
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jimmie 12/7/2014 8:07am
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Jomamajoddyjobwdhedgranny wrote:
Many KTM guys are like many guys that buy BMW cars. They are not great drivers (riders) and they have more money than knowledge of engineering...
Many KTM guys are like many guys that buy BMW cars.

They are not great drivers (riders) and they have more money than knowledge of engineering and driving (riding).

They are also insecure about this truth about them.

So, to feel better about themselves, they say "I am better, or, smarter than you because I bought a BMW (KTM)."

In many cases, they just paid more and have higher maintenance bills than the guy who bought some other brands (not all brands).

The truth in many circumstances is that KTMs are great bikes, like, other (not all) brands can be.

I have enough money to buy BMWs (KTMs) and I choose to focus my time on being a better driver (rider).

Listening to this KTM cr@p gets old after a while - Please!

Today, I am going riding with a group of guys that mostly ride KTMs, and, for everyone that says this nonsense I am putting up $ to see who will race me - I bet nobody wants to race.
I do not own/ride a KTM, never have. (Honda)

But I do own a BMW, not because of the reasons you suggest, it"s what my wife desired.

However now that you have accused me of being a sloppy driver/rider, exposing my insecurity to everyone and having an arrogant attitude, I'll have to re-examine myself and correct these personality flaws.

Thank you.UnsureTongue

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RbR 12/7/2014 8:33am
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Jealousy is a small man's disease ...
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markit 12/7/2014 8:35am
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I have raced Huskys, Yamaha ITs and YZs (74 yz 80 in 75 76) Gas Gas, KXs, Hondas Hodakas and KTMs over 45 years liked them all but a dirt bike is still just a dirt bike. All the above replys are spot on, YOur a DORK!!
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Outsider 12/7/2014 8:38am
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That reminds me... I gotta take a shit
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mx836 12/7/2014 8:54am
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That reminds me... I gotta tighten down my poopin stool. Creaks a bit when you plop down.
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TeamGreen 12/7/2014 9:13am
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Damn

Didn't get in before the inevitable!
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scooter5002 12/7/2014 2:17pm
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Jeez Manny, I'd hope this turd wound up here before the first reply. Speaking of turds....................
jodickheads X-ray from a recent hospital visit.

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SEEMEFIRST 12/7/2014 10:37pm
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I think he's right. No way we have one because it's a total badass, woods machine. Must be because we think we're better than everyone else.... Wow, as it turns out, we are.
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peelout 12/8/2014 8:26am
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i think it's funny people feel the need to trash a bike manufacturer and the people that choose to support that manufacturer.

grow the fuck up.
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bronwynrayne 12/8/2014 8:24pm
12/8/2014 8:24pm
I bought my bike for 4500$ and I didn't even know what a 2 stroke is. So sometimes people who ride KTM have no fucking idea what they are doing.



But this post is still ridiculous. Go ride your bike and cheer the fuck up.

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