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1/27/2012 7:35am
We always talk about who was better in their prime, MC vs JS7, Hannah vs MC, etc......and we always say it's impossible to say because there is no way to tell. Well, what if someone was to build say 5 exact replica tracks from the 93 supercross season or something like that. Then get 20 bikes from that time built to the same specs that the race bikes were back then and have the top 20 racers from today race all 5 tracks.
All the races from back then are recorded and on file and so are the lap times. If todays racers go out and beat all those lap times by like 5 or 6 seconds a lap and just blow away the times from the old race, then we can say that todays racers have progressed and are a lot faster than the guys back then, but if it's closer, we would have a pretty could argument on our hands. Or maybe I just took a few to many vicodins this morning and my mind is wandering a little.
All the races from back then are recorded and on file and so are the lap times. If todays racers go out and beat all those lap times by like 5 or 6 seconds a lap and just blow away the times from the old race, then we can say that todays racers have progressed and are a lot faster than the guys back then, but if it's closer, we would have a pretty could argument on our hands. Or maybe I just took a few to many vicodins this morning and my mind is wandering a little.
You would think with technology today we could just simulate a race and put all the greats up against each other and see what happens.
The Shop
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Pit Row
do you think even stewart or rc or mc or dungey could go as fast as magoo did on the superbikers track almost 20 years ago riding their bikes on today? i highly doubt it scottie my boy...
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