I went to walmart today

what a kickass post!

joke.

Paging Dave or Bobby...

i was expecting somethings along the lines of you seen ryan dungeys fox gear on closeout

Way to classic.

I WENT TO WALMART TODAY TOO...
THE GREETER TOLD ME YOU WERE A DIP SHIT!!

thats funny right there

Filling your cart up on some of those quality goods from China?

LOL

about the only thing ill go to walmart for is bottle returns, feels like im taking their money

i went to walmart today made a block pass on a older lady between aisles 4 and 5 took an inside line on aisle 6 passed three more, jumped three boxes of cherrios into the lead and held off a charging nascar buggie with two drivers less than 3 years old into a clear cash register #8

let me guess cbs missed it all?

haha.. ya for a Target commercial. Ridiculous!

This whole thread rocks!

prolly shaheens doing........

Says the guy from Compton


Yes, I'm defending The great Northwest Oregon rules. But it is F-in cold

you're so far out of your league.

I realize this is fake, but would be funny.

January 10, 2007
Trip To Wal-Mart (this is a funny one)
Ladies, be real careful where you drag your husbands.

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

* June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
* July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
* July 7: Made! a trai l of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms.
* July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.
* August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
* September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
* September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
* September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
* October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
* November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
* December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission I! mpossib le" theme.
* December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
* December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
* December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least...
* December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

I have never pooped at a Walmart.

I have. It's a good place to go when you "got the pain". Lowe's and Home Depot are good stand by's as well.
I remember a thread a while back (MT maybe), where port o johns were the topic. Will never forget a post reffering to the perfect movement as "feeling like a large fish slipping right through your hands"...something like that. I did get a good tip on the thread, cover the entire contents of the funk hole with paper, and then have a go at it.
Glad I could help.

i also went to walmart today. the greeter told me that the outdoor nationals are going to be real sweet this year. lots of bar banging to take place!!!

Grant Langston was riding at Starwest today, he looked okay.

Really? That'd be great to hear. I hope the guy can make it back to racing.

ask grant if they have good prices on tires!

I buy my simple green from Walmart sometimes, but it is cheaper at Home Depot.