Happy Birthday, eh

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Edited Date/Time 2/4/2015 2:28pm
Happy fuckin birthday to a special noob Vitard from the land of mooses and maple syrup!





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JW381 1/28/2015 12:52pm
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Sorry, Bronwynrayne, one of the few vitards with titties. Well, nice ones anyway. Some of you guys are packing serious heat in the boobies department.
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hvaughn88 1/28/2015 1:19pm
1/28/2015 1:19pm Edited Date/Time 1/28/2015 1:19pm
you gonna take her out for a nice dinner tonight? Ya know, a slice of pizza at sbarro's in the food court? Then get her liquored up on some mixed berry boone's farm and see what happens next? How is yalls budding romance coming along, by the way?

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JW381 1/28/2015 1:28pm
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hvaughn88 wrote:
you gonna take her out for a nice dinner tonight? Ya know, a slice of pizza at sbarro's in the food court? Then get her liquored...
you gonna take her out for a nice dinner tonight? Ya know, a slice of pizza at sbarro's in the food court? Then get her liquored up on some mixed berry boone's farm and see what happens next? How is yalls budding romance coming along, by the way?
Duuuuude you just ruined the surprise. Frick off. Now I'm gonna have to drop top dollar at Panda Express
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Cygnus 1/28/2015 1:29pm
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Countdown to liquor day!

HMFBD!
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hvaughn88 1/28/2015 1:39pm
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hvaughn88 wrote:
you gonna take her out for a nice dinner tonight? Ya know, a slice of pizza at sbarro's in the food court? Then get her liquored...
you gonna take her out for a nice dinner tonight? Ya know, a slice of pizza at sbarro's in the food court? Then get her liquored up on some mixed berry boone's farm and see what happens next? How is yalls budding romance coming along, by the way?
JW381 wrote:
Duuuuude you just ruined the surprise. Frick off. Now I'm gonna have to drop top dollar at Panda Express
just make sure you splurge and go double on the meat. Don't let em fool you by piling on the broccoli and ridiculously tiny corn cobs. Maybe even let her get her own egg roll, too. Ya know...if you really wanna get somewhere.
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hvaughn88 wrote:
you gonna take her out for a nice dinner tonight? Ya know, a slice of pizza at sbarro's in the food court? Then get her liquored...
you gonna take her out for a nice dinner tonight? Ya know, a slice of pizza at sbarro's in the food court? Then get her liquored up on some mixed berry boone's farm and see what happens next? How is yalls budding romance coming along, by the way?
JW381 wrote:
Duuuuude you just ruined the surprise. Frick off. Now I'm gonna have to drop top dollar at Panda Express
hvaughn88 wrote:
just make sure you splurge and go double on the meat. Don't let em fool you by piling on the broccoli and ridiculously tiny corn cobs...
just make sure you splurge and go double on the meat. Don't let em fool you by piling on the broccoli and ridiculously tiny corn cobs. Maybe even let her get her own egg roll, too. Ya know...if you really wanna get somewhere.
And if you really want to seal the deal, upgrade to Zima's vs. the Boone's later. "Stamp it".
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Uncle Tony 1/28/2015 1:50pm
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An after you're done courting her, please fix her rear fender?
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Uncle Tony wrote:
An after you're done courting her, please fix her rear fender?
If he follows all of our advice, he's gonna be fixing that rear fender in no time
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JW381 1/28/2015 1:58pm
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Uncle Tony wrote:
An after you're done courting her, please fix her rear fender?
hvaughn88 wrote:
If he follows all of our advice, he's gonna be fixing that rear fender in no time
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Beavis, we're finally gonna score, err, huh, huh, huh.

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MxKing809 1/28/2015 2:09pm
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Man, shit must be getting real if he knows her birthday. I didn't remember my wife's until we were married
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JM485 1/28/2015 2:56pm
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Bro, I already got her a fender, better step up your game cuz Panda Express won't cut it once she sees that shiny new plastic!WoohooTongue

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JW381 1/28/2015 3:03pm
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JM485 wrote:
Bro, I already got her a fender, better step up your game cuz Panda Express won't cut it once she sees that shiny new plastic!WoohooTongue

Orange chicken > orange plastic
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JM485 1/28/2015 3:10pm
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JW381 wrote:
Orange chicken > orange plastic
Orange chicken: $5.00

Orange fender: $30.00

White fender and side plates: priceless

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JW381 1/28/2015 3:39pm
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JW381 wrote:
Orange chicken > orange plastic
JM485 wrote:
Orange chicken: $5.00

Orange fender: $30.00

White fender and side plates: priceless
I'll just get her 6 helpings of chicken! Only the best for Bronwyn.
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JW381 1/28/2015 3:42pm
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newmann wrote:
Happy birthday you two... [img]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1673845348/waterboy.jpg[/img]
Happy birthday you two...

You can do it! You can do it alll night long!
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bronwynrayne 1/28/2015 10:53pm
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J you are so amazing, holy shit talk about PDA Wink
Things must be more serious than I thought.

A welcome sight for blurry eyes after being pied 12 times in one day by my "friends".

Also hi everyone! I have boobs. I also have a bike, and like beer. I am a unicorn.
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bronwynrayne 1/28/2015 10:57pm
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JM485 wrote:
Bro, I already got her a fender, better step up your game cuz Panda Express won't cut it once she sees that shiny new plastic!WoohooTongue

I'll be in Cali in February, I'll come pick them up. Thanks for the birthday present! Wink
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JW381 1/29/2015 8:16am
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bronwynrayne wrote:
J you are so amazing, holy shit talk about PDA ;) Things must be more serious than I thought. A welcome sight for blurry eyes after...
J you are so amazing, holy shit talk about PDA Wink
Things must be more serious than I thought.

A welcome sight for blurry eyes after being pied 12 times in one day by my "friends".

Also hi everyone! I have boobs. I also have a bike, and like beer. I am a unicorn.
You'll have to excuse Bronwyn, she was under the influence of the Devil's lettuce last night, she thought she was an actual unicorn.
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bronwynrayne wrote:
J you are so amazing, holy shit talk about PDA ;) Things must be more serious than I thought. A welcome sight for blurry eyes after...
J you are so amazing, holy shit talk about PDA Wink
Things must be more serious than I thought.

A welcome sight for blurry eyes after being pied 12 times in one day by my "friends".

Also hi everyone! I have boobs. I also have a bike, and like beer. I am a unicorn.
JW381 wrote:
You'll have to excuse Bronwyn, she was under the influence of the Devil's lettuce last night, she thought she was an actual unicorn.
Can you comment on the "pieing? Is that code for something else?
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bronwynrayne 1/29/2015 9:22am
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JW381 wrote:
You'll have to excuse Bronwyn, she was under the influence of the Devil's lettuce last night, she thought she was an actual unicorn.


Bitch please I'm fabulous.
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bronwynrayne 1/29/2015 9:25am
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IWreckALot wrote:
Can you comment on the "pieing? Is that code for something else?
It was quite literal actually.
We have a tradition in Boilermaking of pieing people on their birthday. I have been known to steal many a pie virginity...
So yesterday in class I was cornered and ruthlessly pied by my victims, hungry for revenge, and my future victims, who are getting it so bad this year it ain't even funny.

I told the one guy I was going to show up to his house and pie him as a wake up because he's not even in our class, he and his girlfriend came in especially for me.

Here, have a photo.

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JW381 1/29/2015 10:19am
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IWreckALot wrote:
Can you comment on the "pieing? Is that code for something else?
bronwynrayne wrote:
It was quite literal actually. We have a tradition in Boilermaking of pieing people on their birthday. I have been known to steal many a pie...
It was quite literal actually.
We have a tradition in Boilermaking of pieing people on their birthday. I have been known to steal many a pie virginity...
So yesterday in class I was cornered and ruthlessly pied by my victims, hungry for revenge, and my future victims, who are getting it so bad this year it ain't even funny.

I told the one guy I was going to show up to his house and pie him as a wake up because he's not even in our class, he and his girlfriend came in especially for me.

Here, have a photo.

A little anticlimactic, eh WreckALot? It can mean whatever you want it to mean bro.
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IWreckALot 1/29/2015 10:42am
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IWreckALot wrote:
Can you comment on the "pieing? Is that code for something else?
bronwynrayne wrote:
It was quite literal actually. We have a tradition in Boilermaking of pieing people on their birthday. I have been known to steal many a pie...
It was quite literal actually.
We have a tradition in Boilermaking of pieing people on their birthday. I have been known to steal many a pie virginity...
So yesterday in class I was cornered and ruthlessly pied by my victims, hungry for revenge, and my future victims, who are getting it so bad this year it ain't even funny.

I told the one guy I was going to show up to his house and pie him as a wake up because he's not even in our class, he and his girlfriend came in especially for me.

Here, have a photo.

JW381 wrote:
A little anticlimactic, eh WreckALot? It can mean whatever you want it to mean bro.
Yeah. I'll keep imagining what I thought it was originally. Ha.

JW, you need to get in on that "pie" action.
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peelout 1/29/2015 11:02am
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bronwynrayne wrote:
J you are so amazing, holy shit talk about PDA ;) Things must be more serious than I thought. A welcome sight for blurry eyes after...
J you are so amazing, holy shit talk about PDA Wink
Things must be more serious than I thought.

A welcome sight for blurry eyes after being pied 12 times in one day by my "friends".

Also hi everyone! I have boobs. I also have a bike, and like beer. I am a unicorn.
i wish i got some pie 12 times a day, hell, i'd settle for twice a day

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