Craigslist ad of the day

Deployer78
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9/16/2010 11:09am Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 6:21pm


I'm speechless after seeing this!!!

http://binghamton.craigslist.org/mcy/1957037459.html

1989 suzuki rmx 250r

hi i got a 1989 suzuki rmx 250r for sale its a realy nice bike all it needs is rear number plates a fender head set bearings a cain bout i have one ill throw in with it i allso have the front in back lights the tack in all that it has oem black rims with niples in silver spockes in hubs it run great bout needs piston in rings now it has a kx 96 2000 oem black front number plate hot pink triple tree clamps//bars the handel bars r renthal the front fender is oem black off a 95 rm250 its got a black dice gourd in the front it is a very havy bike the rear shock/spring is factory connection swingarm in linkage is oem its got pro action triple tree forks bout over all for need them things it a realy great bike oh it all so has 13t front in 56t rear sprockets m slidder carb its got lots of afther market parts on call or text me at 607-245-6960 thank you

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sdfog1
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9/16/2010 11:16am
God, it just gets worse and worse as you read. lol
DanDunes818
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9/16/2010 11:17am
There's no way that's real..You posted this as a joke right? I go out of my way to not believe people are really that moronic.

Wow..This one is the best yet.
Deployer78
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9/16/2010 11:19am
I was amazed when I found it!!!!!!! Somebody should call this dude!
cjmx
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9/16/2010 11:20am
run on x1000. Funny!

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plowboy
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9/16/2010 11:26am
Just imagine...the gork who buys this will most certainly be dumber than the seller...makes you wonder how it's possible.
jndmx
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9/16/2010 11:28am
plowboy wrote:
Just imagine...the gork who buys this will most certainly be dumber than the seller...makes you wonder how it's possible.
Yeah natural selection seems to have gone horribly wrong.
Deployer78
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9/16/2010 11:31am
I wonder if that thing is "stupid fast"?
DanDunes818
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9/16/2010 11:32am
What is a --I quote "kx 96 2000 oem black front number plate" ?
jndmx
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9/16/2010 11:33am
"its got a black dice gourd in the front"

What the heck is a dice gourd?
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9/16/2010 11:35am
If I hazard a guess...I'd say he meant..."Black disc guard"...but he could have meant anything.
yanks_178
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9/16/2010 11:40am
Glad our schools do such a great job!
Deployer78
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9/16/2010 11:42am
"factory connection swingarm in linkage is oem", doesn't the new KTM's use that?!
plowboy
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9/16/2010 11:43am
yanks_178 wrote:
Glad our schools do such a great job!
It's the XBox, PS3 homeschool cirriculum.
Hut
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9/16/2010 11:48am
That is crazy...
He probably spent all his learnin' time at the track...
staycasted
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9/16/2010 11:50am
this country is in bad shape
Big Daddy
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9/16/2010 11:51am
"Social Darwinism" somehow missed this cat!
Russell2686
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9/16/2010 11:52am
You can't make that shit up!

Wow.
Gaz_b
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9/16/2010 12:04pm
I'm curious as to who the hell would be brave enough to give it a handful running a 13 on the front and 56! on the back... unless the engine is completely dead and underpowered that is.
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9/16/2010 12:11pm
jndmx wrote:
"its got a black dice gourd in the front"

What the heck is a dice gourd?
BantBant414
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9/16/2010 12:37pm
he shouldn't sell it, it is holding up the house!
cjmx
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9/16/2010 12:40pm
he shouldn't sell it, it is holding up the house!
ha ha!
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9/16/2010 12:45pm Edited Date/Time 9/16/2010 12:45pm
yanks_178 wrote:
Glad our schools do such a great job!
Dont think he went. Thank god for daily oral language being crammed into my peanut brain when i was in 3rd grade.
FIREfish148
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9/16/2010 12:47pm
He forgot to mention how cool the exposed fork sliders look.
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9/16/2010 12:48pm
Deployer78 wrote:
I wonder if that thing is "stupid fast"?
Right now, it's stupid parked.
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9/16/2010 12:49pm
Just remember, 90% rider 10% bike .
jndmx
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9/16/2010 12:51pm
jndmx wrote:
"its got a black dice gourd in the front"

What the heck is a dice gourd?
motogeezer wrote:
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Wow a bike and chopped salad....that is a deal.
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9/16/2010 1:05pm
dude makes Tony Alessi look like an English Major
Bucky Wheat
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9/16/2010 1:10pm Edited Date/Time 9/16/2010 1:14pm
Here's what's not shown that he'll throw in
$3 sz10 Grey Courdroy Cargo Pants Bugle Boy Pictures, Images and Photos
2000 genu wine Bugle Boy dirt scooter factory OEM motor-cross pants
Hman144
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9/16/2010 1:11pm
I need more info on them triple trees before I go take it for a test rip.

Sheesh, I feel dumber just for having read that ad.

H
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9/16/2010 1:15pm
Hman144 wrote:
I need more info on them triple trees before I go take it for a test rip. Sheesh, I feel dumber just for having read that...
I need more info on them triple trees before I go take it for a test rip.

Sheesh, I feel dumber just for having read that ad.

H
me too, but shouldn't it be more stupider?

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