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purpleNurple
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Fort Stewart, GA US
1/16/2012 3:07pm Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 10:55am
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JW381
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Harrisburg, OR US
1/16/2012 3:14pm
Fudgin hilarious. Don't know if it would convince me to buy the bike, but just the fact that the dude was able to spell correctly and use the English language in way that actually conveyed his ideas, was a good sign. When I see ads in all caps, dumb descriptions and a handful of grammatical errors, it only makes me assume they're stupid, and therefore unfit to be maintaining a motorcycle. Knawmean?
jeffro503
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St Helens, OR US
1/16/2012 3:19pm
That dude ( or lady? ) loves that bike so much.....I don't see how they could possibly sell it. I swear these CL ads are some of the best stories I have ever read. Funny is what I mean.
Rob_Miller
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Sayre, PA US
1/16/2012 3:19pm
Sold. I bought it. I offered him 800 and was still kind of worried about being on the receiving end of a Burmese round house sphincter kick. But after all the negotiations, I got it for a mere 1900. Yes, I know its more than he asked, but the bro was a good salesman. Real straight forward dude!
peelout
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Ogden, UT US
1/16/2012 3:25pm Edited Date/Time 1/16/2012 3:28pm
it is funny as hell... but so was the original Mtn. Bike for sale about 3 years ago with the same story (albeit modified in the ad posted above for a honda 600)

actually, i liked the original mountain bike one more

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JustMX
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TN US
1/16/2012 3:33pm
I would love to stop by while up in Pennsylvania for Steel City or Mount Morris.

Would you consider setting up a shrine with this bike as the feature so that real men can pay their respects Before the bike simply starts itself one night and heads for the southernmost tip of South America.

Can you please post driving directions of no more than 150 characters.

This will weed out any posers because real men don't use GPS (except for military strikes) and should be able to find their way 1000 miles with a maximum of 150 letters (and no text speak).
jtomasik
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Golden, CO US
1/16/2012 3:42pm
Damn I was all about it until I read he wanted me to drink a Schmidts.
gmoney
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Murrieta, CA US
1/16/2012 3:48pm
These ads have Rupert X written all over them.
sec114
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Orange Park, FL US
1/16/2012 4:02pm
peelout wrote:
it is funny as hell... but so was the original Mtn. Bike for sale about 3 years ago with the same story (albeit modified in the...
it is funny as hell... but so was the original Mtn. Bike for sale about 3 years ago with the same story (albeit modified in the ad posted above for a honda 600)

actually, i liked the original mountain bike one more
i remember the same funny ass add was posted on here last summer for a kx125.
pitbike502
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Syracuse, NY US
1/16/2012 4:12pm
that made me smile after a 2 hour bitch session from the ex wife.
OldTiddler
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Longwood, FL US
1/16/2012 4:22pm
peelout wrote:
it is funny as hell... but so was the original Mtn. Bike for sale about 3 years ago with the same story (albeit modified in the...
it is funny as hell... but so was the original Mtn. Bike for sale about 3 years ago with the same story (albeit modified in the ad posted above for a honda 600)

actually, i liked the original mountain bike one more
sec114 wrote:
i remember the same funny ass add was posted on here last summer for a kx125.
Hey sec114 were you out @ Pax yesterday? I saw a bike just like yours out there...
CR250Rider
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Moses Lake, WA US
1/16/2012 5:23pm
This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need.
It has a 600cc to fly down the trail or to outrun the cops


appealing to a younger audience??/
pitbike502
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1/16/2012 5:38pm
CR250Rider wrote:
This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 600cc to fly down the trail or to[b] outrun the cops...
This brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need.
It has a 600cc to fly down the trail or to outrun the cops


appealing to a younger audience??/
no, adults with a suspended DWI license..

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