2 Strokes suck and are dead like the T-Rex

500guy
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Edited Date/Time 1/27/2012 7:14pm
Ice age killed the dinosaurs

Emissions killed the 2 strokes.

1.They smoke like hell

2.they sound like a midget inside a 55 gal drum playing a trumpet

3. They get horrible traction

4.they vibrate way to much

They need to be killed off and someone needs to do something about this terrorist group the 2stroke Taliban
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1/21/2011 10:20am
#2 har! This should be good if you like pissing and moaning..again.
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1/21/2011 10:23am
Ah heck, here we go...
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500guy wrote:
Ice age killed the dinosaurs Emissions killed the 2 strokes. 1.They smoke like hell 2.they sound like a midget inside a 55 gal drum playing a...
Ice age killed the dinosaurs

Emissions killed the 2 strokes.

1.They smoke like hell

2.they sound like a midget inside a 55 gal drum playing a trumpet

3. They get horrible traction

4.they vibrate way to much

They need to be killed off and someone needs to do something about this terrorist group the 2stroke Taliban
your sex life is also dead, but were not throwin you under the bus for it




2-STROKES WILL NEVER DIE

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peelout
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1/21/2011 10:24am
two strokes rule.

and t-rex aint dead bro

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1/21/2011 10:25am
500guy wrote:
Ice age killed the dinosaurs Emissions killed the 2 strokes. 1.They smoke like hell 2.they sound like a midget inside a 55 gal drum playing a...
Ice age killed the dinosaurs

Emissions killed the 2 strokes.

1.They smoke like hell

2.they sound like a midget inside a 55 gal drum playing a trumpet

3. They get horrible traction

4.they vibrate way to much

They need to be killed off and someone needs to do something about this terrorist group the 2stroke Taliban
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1/21/2011 10:26am
I just mailed you a bomb.
1/21/2011 10:28am
i think 500 guy is a pussy and isnt man enough or good enough rider to ride a 2stroke!
he has to have 4strokes, prob electirc start to.


2 STROKE 4 LIFE!
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1/21/2011 10:31am Edited Date/Time 1/21/2011 10:32am
This just feels like a joke.
500guy
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What's next socialized motocross for 2 strokes ?
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500guy wrote:
What's next socialized motocross for 2 strokes ?
ever heard of the two stroke nationals at glen helen?

crawl out form that rock in AZ and realize two strokes will never die and are making a huge comeback.
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500guy wrote:
What's next socialized motocross for 2 strokes ?
bradmx421 wrote:
ever heard of the two stroke nationals at glen helen? crawl out form that rock in AZ and realize two strokes will never die and are...
ever heard of the two stroke nationals at glen helen?

crawl out form that rock in AZ and realize two strokes will never die and are making a huge comeback.
LMAO

Define huge ? a couple hundred old bikes is not a come back is Nostalgic rhetoric that is being capitalized on by a race promoter.
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1/21/2011 10:46am Edited Date/Time 1/21/2011 10:51am
500guy wrote:
What's next socialized motocross for 2 strokes ?
bradmx421 wrote:
ever heard of the two stroke nationals at glen helen? crawl out form that rock in AZ and realize two strokes will never die and are...
ever heard of the two stroke nationals at glen helen?

crawl out form that rock in AZ and realize two strokes will never die and are making a huge comeback.
LOL 2 strokes are making a come back?
Why because there are about 10 or so 50 year old men trying to relive the past and they keep posting 2 stroke topic's every day?
The only 2 strokes I see at the local tracks are in the 65cc and 85cc classes.
It's ALL late model 4 strokes. The next step will probably be electric. 2 stroke will never make a come back..it's over.
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500guy wrote:
Ice age killed the dinosaurs Emissions killed the 2 strokes. 1.They smoke like hell 2.they sound like a midget inside a 55 gal drum playing a...
Ice age killed the dinosaurs

Emissions killed the 2 strokes.

1.They smoke like hell

2.they sound like a midget inside a 55 gal drum playing a trumpet

3. They get horrible traction

4.they vibrate way to much

They need to be killed off and someone needs to do something about this terrorist group the 2stroke Taliban
Damn, another 2 stroke thread! Thanks for supporting the cause 450guy!Smile
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1/21/2011 10:47am
500guy wrote:
What's next socialized motocross for 2 strokes ?
bradmx421 wrote:
ever heard of the two stroke nationals at glen helen? crawl out form that rock in AZ and realize two strokes will never die and are...
ever heard of the two stroke nationals at glen helen?

crawl out form that rock in AZ and realize two strokes will never die and are making a huge comeback.
500guy wrote:
LMAO

Define huge ? a couple hundred old bikes is not a come back is Nostalgic rhetoric that is being capitalized on by a race promoter.
when was the last time you have been to an am race?

all minibike classes are dominated by two strokes. when these manufacturers start developing the two strokes more....people will buy them. plus around here in so-cal people are finally realizing how much money it costs to maintain a four stroke. and the average guy cannot work on it himself. only time will tell.....but with the help from the manufacturers i would think two strokes will be fully back within 3-5 years
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1/21/2011 10:47am
I thought it was CR500guy. You changed your name didn't you?

Nobody cares for your stupid thread anyway.

Oh well, just proves that this forum is just plain boring without 2-strokes, and baloney slices like yourself trying to bash them.
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1/21/2011 10:48am Edited Date/Time 1/21/2011 10:48am
Well then, shouldn't you change your name to 450guy?
he's got a point... or F-Guy
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R-acer wrote:
LOL 2 strokes are making a come back? Why because there are about 10 or so 50 year old men trying to relive the past and...
LOL 2 strokes are making a come back?
Why because there are about 10 or so 50 year old men trying to relive the past and they keep posting 2 stroke topic's every day?
The only 2 strokes I see at the local tracks are in the 65cc and 85cc classes.
It's ALL late model 4 strokes. The next step will probably be electric. 2 stroke will never make a come back..it's over.
RIP to the 2-stroke generation....I moved on in 1998.
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1/21/2011 10:49am
I wrote the comparison of the extinct T-Rex being like the vulnerable two stroke a few years back in a PR, and while you may ultimately be correct Jay, it was a helluva run for the mighty beast!

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1/21/2011 10:50am Edited Date/Time 1/21/2011 10:51am
Jeepers 500guy at least disguise your hook & bait a little bit to lure a few more in the net .

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Thanks to LA Sleeve and Wiseco I can ride a 500cc 4 stroke

suck it fellas, my 4 banger eats 2 strokes like pretzels
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1/21/2011 10:55am Edited Date/Time 1/21/2011 10:56am
Yeah, that's a reliable motorcycle. Why would you want to? Of course, you may want to lay off the fast food for awhile, and obviously the un-marked cigs you been smokin.
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peelout wrote:
two strokes rule. and t-rex aint dead bro [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMJhGOBIxBo9oSO4dDRM2wvXLP9lDqLek7rOKrtdIN5hI47wx-[/img]
two strokes rule.

and t-rex aint dead bro

IS that RC16?
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burn1986 wrote:
Yeah, that's a reliable motorcycle. Why would you want to? Of course, you may want to lay off the fast food for awhile, and obviously the...
Yeah, that's a reliable motorcycle. Why would you want to? Of course, you may want to lay off the fast food for awhile, and obviously the un-marked cigs you been smokin.
You can always tell who the dumb asses and 14 yr old kids are because they can't resist calling someone Fat to prove a point.
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500guy wrote:
Thanks to LA Sleeve and Wiseco I can ride a 500cc 4 stroke

suck it fellas, my 4 banger eats 2 strokes like pretzels
It sucked a valve and chewed up the cylinder? Sorry to hear that Jay. Hope it didn't cost more than a couple grand to repair....Smile
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500guy wrote:
Thanks to LA Sleeve and Wiseco I can ride a 500cc 4 stroke

suck it fellas, my 4 banger eats 2 strokes like pretzels
....i bet u get passed by cobra 50's all day long at the track

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