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Reply to Rate the MEC 10/21/2015 12:05 PM

Your words aren't painting a very clear picture, Crush. Would it be helpful if I reminded you that language is the paintbrush with which we color our world? Wait, hold on...an image might be developing in my mind. Joker beside...corner inside...wall ... more »

Reply to Rate the MEC 10/20/2015 11:26 PM

Homie please make your way to the nearest physical keyboard.

Reply to Rate the MEC 10/18/2015 5:46 PM

It was surprisingly lame, and yeah, Straight Rhythm was better. I guessed that JS would be like 3-7th in the first moto, but that was way short of how bad the night went for him. So Stewart pulled a Stewart (which, if he's nursing a twerked wrist, fair ... more »

Reply to Monster Energy Cup Practice Discussion 10/17/2015 1:08 PM

Dungey at Monster Cup: "There are bigger and better things than the Monster Cup." lul

Reply to Reed at MEC 10/16/2015 9:51 PM

Butt patch says 'Time Machine'. Hopefully that means more than just Hey, I haven't [rode] this bike in years! Hopefully it means Dis bike the bomb and I haven't felt this good in years!

Reply to What grinds your gears? 10/13/2015 12:18 PM

Sounds like you guys got em all, so I'll venture off-track. -Wires -When a still-loading webpage lurches downward and you misclick -When people start talking at the same time on a radio show or podcast -- Matthes has done this -- they're interrupted, ... more »

Reply to Rained Yellow 10/12/2015 6:58 PM

My heart beats faster every time JS is on the line. Disaster can strike at any time. That's what makes Stewart fans so loyal, y'know: we're addicted to the rush. And yet I still have high hopes that he can pull off the title this year. Go figure. And ... more »

Reply to Dumb question, but how to see how much gas in YZ250f gas tank? 10/12/2015 12:13 PM

Two words: shrink ray

Reply to What did everyone think of straight rhythm? 10/11/2015 6:12 PM

RJ, while reminding Weege to say "by a nose" for the 15th time: "You need to stop saying that!"** Everyone at home: "Likewise."*** **not verbatim ***also not verbatim Then later Weege says "By a nose" and RJ immediately goes: "By a knobby!" Weege should've ... more »

Reply to In less than a week Bubba's Back 10/8/2015 11:46 AM

Can't wait for MEC. (But SR will be fun too.) As much as I want to agree with StartedTooLate's proclamations in the previous JS thread, that Stew'll still have these guys' numbers like he did in 2014, I'm not oversure that'll be the case. Dungey and ... more »

Reply to Barcia's attitude 10/7/2015 3:28 PM

Had to resurrect this thing from page 5 to mention Barcia on the podium with his hand over his heart (Martin too) during the French national anthem. Is there such a thing as too much respect?

Reply to The next lasting trend 9/19/2015 12:47 PM


Reply to Oh just another SX points idea 8/25/2015 11:01 AM

Don't need a B main. Just a B gate. (The 'b' stand for Behind the A gate.)

Reply to Team Yamaha against Marvin. 8/18/2015 1:06 PM

That's riding scared IMO. Not at all. Placing yourself in front of a faster rider to block him and not giving a fuck if they whine about it, then going over to look him in the eye and shake his hand, is the opposite of cowardly, especially if there's ... more »

Reply to "I stalled it over there" 8/17/2015 4:38 PM

It was funnier than Stewart's "I think you were looking at a piece of dirt" comment a few year ago, but then Stewart was put on the spot (a pretty tough spot too) and Webb wasn't.

Reply to More likely............will Dungey dominate...again?? 8/13/2015 1:21 PM

'btw. eli stated clearly that he wasn't running over his head when he crashed. his words were that the pace he had that day and the races before felt "effortless" to him. pretty scary.' Maybe Tomac was within his comfort zone, but clearly his bike wasn't. ... more »

Reply to Will James completely dominate? 8/13/2015 12:38 PM

I read the first couple Hoagie man posts, and they'll be my last. I can't help but read his dumb fucking words as if they're coming out of this dumb fucking face. Separately I can handle the words or the face. But combined? Godalfuckingmighty.

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Reply to Martin or Musquin 8/11/2015 5:16 PM

Before Washougal I'd say for sure Webb would rather Marvin win it than Jeremy. Since all this "cross-jumping" drama started, no freakin way. I'm pulling for Marv, and I'm pissed Webb had to go and drive himself into the ground that last lap and put JM ... more »

Reply to funny things announcers have said live 8/2/2015 5:46 PM

Broadcast, or some kind of "pre-game" show? I gotta hear her say that. (It was before 250 moto 2)

Reply to funny things announcers have said live 8/2/2015 3:18 PM

A couple from some '90s SX I heard recently... Dave Despain: Mike Kiedrowski takes the checkered flag with a one-handed pump job. Despain on McGrath: "...First time he's done the dirt nap this season." Larry Maiers: "That was a hay nap, Dave. He went

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